Who are you
Whats your favorite color
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM
i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7
Up here in the cold thin air I finally can breathe
I know I left a life behind but I’m too relieved to grieve
DID EVERYONE FORGET THE CREDITS IN MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL?
this is the photoset I have been waiting for.
“Social Anxiety doesn’t exist, you’re just shy”
“Just suck it up and go ask an employee, you’re being a baby”
“It’s not that hard to call someone, just do it”
“Stop making up excuses, job interviews aren’t that bad”
“God, why did you freak out like that? it was just a few people”
“Have you tried just getting over it?”
why go out and be a third wheel when u can stay home and be a unicycle
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
Moral of the story: Your thighs are fine. Work it, ladies. You’re all gorgeous
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I think this is my favourite post in the history of ever.
I STILL LOVE YOU ALL AND I ALWAYS WILL IM SORRY THAT IM SO BAD AT KEEPING TOUCH WITH YOU GUYS